Really Fuckin Excited!!!!
We are picking up a 3 1/2 month old German Shepherd pup tomorrow for Jas as his new little bro! He’s totally gorgeous and so focused and clever. Gal is going to be so stoked to have another dog around so she can be like “ruff, can you believe these human guys?! Ruff.” and I’m excited that we’re adding another person to our little family. He’s such a...
The claim that sex workers “sell our bodies” is not only logically absurd (I was...– Maggie McNeal Commenting on Chicago Tribune article (via thefumoblu) So true never thought about that. (via cuntygrrl)
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
While you are celebrating Obama publicly making comments supporting gay...– Nathan Goodman (via socraticapology)
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
chubby-bunnies: 1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.” 2. Don bikini. Haha. Totally spot on.